December 2011
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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WHY is it that i’m always horniest after a night out of drinking??? this suxxx 
Dec 29th
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hunngry replied to your post: Seriously considering driving back to the coast… go to woodford I want to SO bad but I can’t afford it :(
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Seriously considering driving back to the coast right now, so I can get KFC on the way and just play xbox ALL day
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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wildthornberry: Casually spewin on someones shoes at Lambda MY SHOES
Dec 28th
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Trying to hook Helena up with my friend who DJs at lambda but I fear she is too drunk hahaha
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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had a shower and got dressed, look in the mirror and was all “oh yeah i look reasonable” Go to take a selfie and it suggests otherwise Oh well MORE VODKA 
Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: so wait youre bi? i dont mean to be rude.
Dec 28th
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doubledukes replied to your post: what do you look for in a girl? I wouldn’t try “looking” for the cervix — that’s hidden behind 8-16cm of vagina, and we’re all aware of the dark magic they possess I’m a risk taker!
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: cut or uncut?
Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: what do you look for in a girl?
Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: how big is your dick?
Dec 28th
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someone come over and sex with me
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I am so irrelevant to the internet these days
Dec 28th
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Also saw one of the Veronicas whilst we were shopping for some booze ( to drink whilst watching Lifestyle You tonight)  Good old New Farm 
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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When people tag their own selfies with #sexy #cute no 
Dec 28th
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Is there such a thing as onlyattractedtopeopleinrelationshipsexual?
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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So many people on here are so whiny. Like, literally everyday i think MAN THE FUCK UP 
Dec 27th
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is it possible that i am TOO tired to play SKYRIM???? 
Dec 27th
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FUQ all you kuntz
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Whoops just remembered tomorrow is my first day at work and it’s a 6am start. Night everyone
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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mheinrichs replied to your photo: Couldn’t be bothered taking a topless tuesday so… I  actually just laughed out loud. this is so awesome
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Anonymous asked: could you do a new one?
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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upsidebound replied to your post: I AM WORKING ON NYE ON THE SUNSHINE COAST fucking… but new years day is a public holiday But this way I can still go see my friends in Brisbane on NYE and not be dead for work the next day!
Dec 26th
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I AM WORKING ON NYE ON THE SUNSHINE COAST fucking hell, oh well $$$$ I guess It’s way better than working on New Years day
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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Anonymous asked: can we get a picture of you in your underwear.
Dec 26th
I also LOVE that they’ve badly photoshopped out the (family?) pictures
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Anonymous asked: If you could cure cancer, would you?
Dec 26th
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hi i’m a boy and i’ll make a picture telling girls they are beautiful no matter what. can i have millions of notes now thanks
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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